Alpha Edition Der Pessimisten Kalender - ein monatlicher Reminder, was alles schiefgehen kann

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Product details

The Pessimist Calendar by Alpha Edition is a unique wall calendar designed with a sharp sense of humor and a touch of cynicism. It offers a monthly dose of sarcastic quotes that humorously reflect the challenges of life. This calendar is ideal for anyone who views life with a critical eye and isn't afraid to shed light on the darker sides of everyday existence. With its impressive illustrations and appealing A4 format, it seamlessly fits into any environment, whether at the office or at home. The Pessimist Calendar is not only a practical planning tool but also an entertaining conversation starter and an original gift idea for friends and acquaintances who appreciate dark humor. It reminds us that life isn't always rosy while providing an amusing perspective on the adversities of daily life.

  • 12 months of dark humor with monthly changing sarcastic quotes
  • Humorously illustrated motifs that complement the gloomy texts
  • Practical A4 format, ideal for wall or desk placement
  • Sturdy hardcover for durability and stability
  • Perfect gift idea for lovers of irony and pessimism.

Key specifications

Planner type
Hanging calendar
Paper format
A4
year
2026
Number of months
12 Months
Calendar view
Monthly view
Language
German

General information

Item number
56564698
Manufacturer
Alpha Edition
Category
Calendars
Release date
20.3.2025

Colour

Colour
Multicoloured

Material

Material group
Cardboard, Paper

Calendar properties

Planner type
Hanging calendar
Paper format
A4
year
2026
Number of months
12 Months
Calendar view
Monthly view
Language
German
Number of pages
14x

Voluntary climate contribution

CO₂ emissions
0.48 kg
Climate contribution
CHF 0.11

Product dimensions

Length
29.70 cm
Width
21 cm

30-day right of return
24 Months Warranty (Bring-in)

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Warranty score

How often does a product of this brand in the «Calendars» category have a defect within the first 24 months?

Source: Digitec Galaxus
  • 1.Weingarten
    0 %
  • 1.Weltbild
    0 %
  • 25.Alpha Edition
    0.1 %
  • 25.Athesia
    0.1 %
  • 25.Folia
    0.1 %

Warranty case duration

How many working days on average does it take to process a warranty claim from when it arrives at the service centre until it’s back with the customer?

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  • Alpha Edition
    Not enough data
  • 360 Grad
    Not enough data
  • Ackermann
    Not enough data
  • An der Ruhr
    Not enough data
  • Ars Edition
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Return rate

How often is a product of this brand in the «Calendars» category returned?

Source: Digitec Galaxus
  • 26.Various Publishers
    0.6 %
  • 33.360 Grad
    0.7 %
  • 34.Alpha Edition
    0.8 %
  • 34.Diogenes
    0.8 %
  • 36.Seltmann
    0.9 %
Source: Digitec Galaxus