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«Sonic the Hedgehog» will look much different than its trailer promised, and that’s a good thing. Plus, the trailer remade
by Dominik Bärlocher
Trailer Tuesday: Sonic, 6 Underground and Spongebob
19.11.2019
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A bad week. Nothing but stupid trailers. And you know what? Don't even click on the videos below, they're not worth it. Play the new Star Wars game instead, for example.
There are days like today when I hate my job. Trailer Tuesdays with trailers that fall somewhere between moronic and shabby. Fuck.
If you like, we can have a competition. Watch every trailer. Every second of it. With everyone who holds out, we'll organise a pub crawl. For therapeutic purposes or something.
6 Underground
Cultural history. Beauty. Calm. That's what Italy stands for; this film doesn't - even though it's set in Italy. Ryan Reynolds is working with action movie legend Michael Bay. For Netflix. The trailer for the film: no idea what I've just seen.
No, really. I have no idea.
Release date: 13 December 2019, Netflix
Sonic The Hedgehog
Remember Sonics' original design from the premiere trailer? It looked like it was trying to say "Kill me, every second of my life is torture."
Dominik once cut the trailer so that Sonic appeared in it as little as possible. That says it all, doesn't it?
The new Sonic, by contrast, is much closer to the original Sega games. Praise God:
The trailer? Then I have no expectations and hope to be positively surprised. Just like back in the day with "Detective Pikachu".
Theatrical release: 14 February 2020
SCOOB!
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Theatrical release: 15 May 2020
The Spongebob Movie: Sponge on the Run
I hate this stupid sponge. Who looks at this crap? No but honestly: Keanu Reeves' face in a straw bale talking like God. Why?!
After all, I'm not the target audience. The film will disappear just as it came. I'm already bidding it farewell. From afar.
Theatrical release: May 2020
For this one, I'll spare you the 5th trailer. There's simply nothing interesting enough to show you. Let's hope next week is better. Unless you've got a trailer in stock that's actually worth seeing... ?
Luca Fontana
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Luca.Fontana@digitecgalaxus.chI'm an outdoorsy guy and enjoy sports that push me to the limit – now that’s what I call comfort zone! But I'm also about curling up in an armchair with books about ugly intrigue and sinister kingkillers. Being an avid cinema-goer, I’ve been known to rave about film scores for hours on end. I’ve always wanted to say: «I am Groot.»
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