Question about Joule Performance Raid Alcantara

A goat was sacrificed in a big event for invited guests. A spell was cast with its blood and the master of ceremonies began to recite the incantation. It almost sounded like singing. In any case, the release demon of the Joule Performance Group was summoned. He then revealed, so that we would leave him behind, when the release of this chair would be. After a good four hours, the event was over. Afterwards we had roast goat and goat cheese.

But I still have one small question. How do I get the blood stains out of my shirt? Maybe I shouldn't have been in the front row at the sacrifice.

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Okee, now seriously. Sorry, but I don't understand your question about the release date.

It's not like the release date is particularly important. You get a 24-month bring-in warranty when you buy the chair. And unlike a smartphone, the chair doesn't need software updates that are only available 2-3 years after the release of the device.

If I understand the origin of the question, I can probably give you a better answer. However, there is no better information on the internet about the release of the chair.