
Smart? My top five virtual assistant fails

I’m currently writing an article about speech recognition. It’s a really interesting subject, but the theoretical background is so dry that it almost sends me to sleep. To give myself an energy boost, I watch videos of virtual assistant fails. Hilarious! These are my top five.
Where did the idea to write an article about speech recognition come from? It all started with this scene from «The Big Bang Theory».
This is a good example for the limits of speech recognition. Siri doesn't understand that Barry has a speech impediment. The language assistant can’t learn – doesn’t have enough Artificial Intelligence (AI) – to recognise and incorporate these pronunciation errors.
#5 Crap
Let’s begin with a simple misunderstanding and some good old toilet humour. Instead of playing the song «Splish Splash (I Was Taking a Bath)», Alexa searches for «Splish Splash I Was Taking a Crap».
#4 Even the CEO can’t get it right
Here’s a video of Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella giving a keynote at a congress. As chance would have it, he’s speaking about Artificial Intelligence and is presenting Microsoft’s virtual assistant Cortana. And Cortana messes up the demo. Instead of «Show me my most at-risk opportunities», the assistant understands «Show me to buy milk at this opportunity». Someone backstage has to help him out in the end.
#3 Activate child safety lock
This one should teach parents a lesson: activate child safety lock. Instead of searching for a song from this little boy’s favourite book («Digger, digger»), Alexa suggests pornographic content. Would be helpful if virtual assistants learned to tell by the voice who they’re dealing with to avoid this in the future (if the child safety lock is activated).
#2 For four for
Let’s get to the really interesting fails. Language is complex; some words sound the same but have completely different meanings. In this video, four/for and two/to are examples of what is referred to as homophones. Homophones baffle virtual assistants and it takes creative approaches to make sure the right word is understood. This fail is another classic when it comes to showing the limits of speech recognition.
The same applies to words with multiple meanings – homonyms. And there are loads of them. Let’s look at the word «date»: it can either be a fruit, a romantic meeting or simply a specific day in the calendar. Or «type»: This can either mean writing by means of a computer or a category of something. These are just two examples; the list goes on forever.
#1 Nobody gets what the Scots are saying
There aren’t only 6,000-7,000 languages worldwide, there are also countless dialects. With such a range, it’s not surprising that speech recognition focuses on one standard language. Virtual assistants would need a lot more Artificial Intelligence to be able to understand dialects, too. Keeping in mind that even humans have trouble understanding some dialects, it could take a long time for virtual assistants to learn this.
The following video shows a speech assistant trying to figure out what a Scottish guy is saying. The success is, let’s say, modest.


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