
Samsung Galaxy Note 8: A great phone, but probably not for you

It is probably the most eagerly awaited phone of the year. It is a phone for power users and enthusiasts and those who simply want a stylus for their smartphone. The Samsung Galaxy Note 8 is here and I have tested it.
The Samsung Galaxy Note 8 is heavy in the hand. It weighs just under 200 grams with SIM card, which is very overweight for a flagship smartphone. In comparison, the LG V30 comes in at 155 grams. Rounded up to 160 grams with SIM and card. Add to that a hard edge on the long side and the Note 8 feels powerful and really good. And it is. Basically, it can be said - no matter what the question is - "Yes, the Note 8 can do it and it does it well".
This is still not the detailed review you were hoping for. Mainly because the phone still has some major shortcomings. Yes, even the shortcomings are powerful. Therefore: here we go. Review time!
Handwriting for doctors too
If you're thinking about buying a Note 8, then the main consideration is probably that you want a stylus. It is built into the Note 8 and can be pulled out of the bottom of the device with a click. Despite the hole at the bottom of the Note 8, the device is still IP68 waterproof, so you can also take notes while swimming. No matter how impractical this may be in reality.
The pen itself feels flimsy, cheap and fragile. It's simply too light for me. Not a problem, because Samsung doesn't just make smartphones, but ecosystems. The S-Pen is compatible with the Note 8 and the Staedtler pencil analogue pen also works. But even if the hardware of the stylus is not impressive, the software behind it is really impressive.
My handwriting is more for doctors. Not only do I write in shorthand, but the letters s, n, r, v, m, v and u - sometimes also i and e - look exactly the same. Need proof?
Often when I'm taking notes during an interview or following a keynote, I can't read my own handwriting. But I can always remember what I wrote down there. What I mean to say is: my handwriting is legendarily bad. I could be a doctor.
Therefore, the feature is probably designed so that a Chinese woman can doodle her characters, no matter how ugly, and the Note 8 interprets them correctly.
A dual cam at last
You can do this against any background, even with strange light. I asked my colleague Livia Gamper to quickly model for me. The two shots below are the exact same image.
You can set the bokeh value yourself. So "medium blurred" or "three-quarter sharp" is also possible. I thought to myself that this is a kind of face recognition that is involved. So I thought I'd test it on a dog. This is Pinky, a street dog from Bahrain that a Swedish friend of mine brought with him. Pinky is now Swiss and earns his money by testing products.
The camera sometimes has a little more trouble with objects - a kind of face recognition after all? - but usually gets it right.
The shortcomings
But all is not well in the land of Samsung. Because the shortcomings of the Note 8, just like the features, are huge.


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