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Good morning night owl, it’s bedtime! Your extensive shopping sprees start long after other shops have closed. The moonshine just makes everything look so much prettier than that harsh sunlight!

Saturday is shopping day! Instead of facing the ordeal of overcrowded department stores and shop assistants on the verge of a nervous breakdown, you prefer getting your purchases delivered to your doorstep. That makes Saturday sofa day. Finally!

Your ratings are all rainbows and unicorns! That’s why we’re rewarding you with these super-duper rose-tinted glasses. Neat!

Oh yeah, you’re an original pickster! A personified pickaroon! Pick Diddy! Or whatever you call those PickMup users.