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We take our hat off to the Shopping Expert! Thank you for your dedication and for giving us a sales boost. We look forward to your next visit.

How about one more? Go on! You know you want to. Besides, there's always a bit of space left somewhere in your shopping cart. That’s why we rarely see you at checkout with just one product. That’s great news for us – it’s not every day that we encounter big fish like you!

Aim, shoot and run! You know exactly what you want and nothing will lead you off course. This is mirrored in your shopping claw that is great at picking out a single product from our huge range. Bam!

They say all good things come in threes. But your countless three-star ratings are as neutral as a glass of water. What’s with the mediocrity? How about making a more pointed review. Try it, you might enjoy it!

It’s only the number ones that make the history books. Or have you ever heard of the second person to climb Mount Everest or reach the South Pole? Enough said. That’s why you’re quick to give first-time product ratings.

Your ratings are all rainbows and unicorns! That’s why we’re rewarding you with these super-duper rose-tinted glasses. Neat!

You like getting your orders delivered to your door by post. That’s why you can often be seen listening out for that long-awaited sweet sound of the post horn – or the postie ringing the doorbell.

Saturday is shopping day! Instead of facing the ordeal of overcrowded department stores and shop assistants on the verge of a nervous breakdown, you prefer getting your purchases delivered to your doorstep. That makes Saturday sofa day. Finally!

Good morning night owl, it’s bedtime! Your extensive shopping sprees start long after other shops have closed. The moonshine just makes everything look so much prettier than that harsh sunlight!

Your kind of Sunday brunch not only includes coffee and croissants but also sprees through the digital shops.

Congratulations on your first rating award! The more useful and popular your product ratings, the faster you’ll reach Rating Pro level. So keep your opinions coming, Rookie!

Hello there Shopping Rookie, thank you very much for placing your first order! The more you shop, the faster you’ll achieve Shopping Pro status. It’s that simple.