Claudia G.

Good morning night owl, it’s bedtime! Your extensive shopping sprees start long after other shops have closed. The moonshine just makes everything look so much prettier than that harsh sunlight!

Unsatisfactory, poor, disappointing: Your ratings mercilessly tear our products to shreds. Try turning that grumpy grimace of yours into a sweet smile by taking regular walks through flower meadows, engaging in baby animal cuddling sessions or drinking cups of warm milk with honey.

Your kind of Sunday brunch not only includes coffee and croissants but also sprees through the digital shops.

Aim, shoot and run! You know exactly what you want and nothing will lead you off course. This is mirrored in your shopping claw that is great at picking out a single product from our huge range. Bam!

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the fairest profile pic of them all? No idea. But the mere fact that you uploaded your profile pic makes you beautiful to us.

How about one more? Go on! You know you want to. Besides, there's always a bit of space left somewhere in your shopping cart. That’s why we rarely see you at checkout with just one product. That’s great news for us – it’s not every day that we encounter big fish like you!