Anonymous

You wish to remain anonymous. That’s why you’re covering your face with our standard profile pic instead of uploading your own photo. But that’s all we know about you. Honest!

You’re not in the mood for an Easter egg hunt, that’s why you prefer ordering them from us. Worry not, we didn’t bother to hide them.

Your kind of Sunday brunch not only includes coffee and croissants but also sprees through the digital shops.

You like getting your orders delivered to your door by post. That’s why you can often be seen listening out for that long-awaited sweet sound of the post horn – or the postie ringing the doorbell.

Congrats on your first Q&A award! The more useful and popular questions or answers you give on a product, the faster you’ll become a Q&A Pro.

Out of the way, here comes the Shopping Pro! For regular customers like you, we’re happy to roll out the red carpet and hold the door: Thank you very much for your purchase. We hope you grace us with your presence soon!

Congratulations on your first rating award! The more useful and popular your product ratings, the faster you’ll reach Rating Pro level. So keep your opinions coming, Rookie!

Saturday is shopping day! Instead of facing the ordeal of overcrowded department stores and shop assistants on the verge of a nervous breakdown, you prefer getting your purchases delivered to your doorstep. That makes Saturday sofa day. Finally!

Our beautiful bags are exclusively available at our stores. You’ve known this for quite some time and that's why you personally collect your orders from our store.

You only use paper money during a game of Monopoly. Instead of using your credit card, you settle all your purchases with pixel money via Twint.