Anonymous

There is only one true brand! And it’s the only brand you’ll wave your fan scarf for. After all, a true fan never switches teams.

Your ratings are all rainbows and unicorns! That’s why we’re rewarding you with these super-duper rose-tinted glasses. Neat!

Saturday is shopping day! Instead of facing the ordeal of overcrowded department stores and shop assistants on the verge of a nervous breakdown, you prefer getting your purchases delivered to your doorstep. That makes Saturday sofa day. Finally!

You only use paper money during a game of Monopoly. Instead of using your credit card, you settle all your purchases with pixel money via Twint.