Anonymous

We take our hat off to the Shopping Expert! Thank you for your dedication and for giving us a sales boost. We look forward to your next visit.

Great job! You’ve resold your first product. Why not use your earnings to buy something new? Keep it up and you’ll become a great vendor and an even better customer.

Aim, shoot and run! You know exactly what you want and nothing will lead you off course. This is mirrored in your shopping claw that is great at picking out a single product from our huge range. Bam!

Your kind of Sunday brunch not only includes coffee and croissants but also sprees through the digital shops.

Where did we come from? What is the meaning of life? Is there a life after death? You see, there's so much more than just one good question out there. To reward your first question mark, we are giving you a candle as a symbol of your upcoming enlightenment.

Saturday is shopping day! Instead of facing the ordeal of overcrowded department stores and shop assistants on the verge of a nervous breakdown, you prefer getting your purchases delivered to your doorstep. That makes Saturday sofa day. Finally!

You like getting your orders delivered to your door by post. That’s why you can often be seen listening out for that long-awaited sweet sound of the post horn – or the postie ringing the doorbell.

Congrats on your first Q&A award! The more useful and popular questions or answers you give on a product, the faster you’ll become a Q&A Pro.

How about one more? Go on! You know you want to. Besides, there's always a bit of space left somewhere in your shopping cart. That’s why we rarely see you at checkout with just one product. That’s great news for us – it’s not every day that we encounter big fish like you!

You wish to remain anonymous. That’s why you’re covering your face with our standard profile pic instead of uploading your own photo. But that’s all we know about you. Honest!

Those ghastly Christmas decorations and that offensive stench of cinnamon in the shops are wearing you down but you still need some last-minute presents to put under the Christmas tree? Well, you’ve come to the right place.

Out of the way, here comes the Shopping Pro! For regular customers like you, we’re happy to roll out the red carpet and hold the door: Thank you very much for your purchase. We hope you grace us with your presence soon!

You only use paper money during a game of Monopoly. Instead of using your credit card, you settle all your purchases with pixel money via Twint.