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Nintendo Pokémon: Let's Go, Evoli! (Switch, DE)
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Nintendo Pokémon: Let's Go, Evoli!

Switch, DE


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  • Sulos

    5 years ago

    Super great girlfriend replacement

    There you go, after Farm Simulator, Cities Skylines, Sims 4, Jurassic World, Thief Simulator, Puff Simulator it's finally here: Girlfriend Simulator 2018.

    Who has never dreamed of returning feigned love to a counterpart
    in the hope of getting something in return? Here, strangely enough, in the form of polished balls, stolen earrings, feathers, broken glass, stardust (believe it or not, next she'll tell me her real body weight)... and most importantly: strengthening effects.

    What I also like very much is the fidelity to reality. No game has ever simulated so well how a supposedly good action turns into a total disaster.
    I mean, who has never taught his girlfriend the ability facade only to experience live how she spontaneously thinks with good will to cancel status changing effects to then think: WHY HAVE I GIVEN YOU FACE YOU STUPID COW?!

    Just like life, this simulator plays well with chance.
    If you don't care about your sexual orientation, the game will decide whether you will have a homosexual or a heterosexual relationship. If you are not so flexible, or are handicapped due to religious basis, the only thing that helps is to restart the game until the gender of your new girlfriend suits you.

    This decision should also be made very carefully, since the caresses are partly simulated.

    But there are also things to criticize here. It runs the classical music as you know it - in eternal loop. I can't judge yet if this was an attempt to represent the time after the wedding. But the music definitely reflects the girlfriend's state of mind. When she gets into a buying frenzy in the next Pokémon supermarket, the same music plays, or when she thinks she's going to fight another woman in the middle of the street who looks better than she does.

    The multiplayer mode here is linked to the girlfriend, you are doomed to live a life with her.
    That is, the girlfriend can not be exchanged for another, you can only fight with opponents from other games and if you are out together on the road, the teammate seems more like a distant acquaintance than a future hot adventure on the sea foam island.
    Since every girlfriend is different, I can't judge how realistic the fact is that this girlfriend likes to watch you pooping on the toilet.

    In summary, Let's Go Evoli! Great for people who don't have a life partner, or just like me are just sick of his. Be warned, however, also here you enter into the bond of marriage, without option. The appearance can therefore not be determined except for a few items of clothing.

    What I also do not understand, why there is the option of loving animals for eternity in balls to lock up, you have to be really sick if one makes such a thing fun.
     

    Pro

    • Hardly contradicts, unless you tickle them too much.
    • She watches you pooping.
    • 100 hours (no joke) of fun and more!
    • Advantageous for Hentei fetishists
    • Very realistic
    • Situational gameplay.
    • Your girlfriend gets on the snout

    Contra

    • Girlfriend can not be swapped
    • The eternally same music
    • The multiplayer feels very unerotic and scarce.
    • Contains violence - so don't get me wrong, lots of violence. The whole game is only about.....
    • ...about your girlfriend beating the crap out of her opponents and counterparts....
    • .....will, one notices very strongly: From pure jealousy.
    • You can imprison living beings in balls.
  • fabiandemmel1

    4 years ago
    purchased this product

    pokemon yellow remaster

    Pro

    • Fun new features

    Contra

    • Everything seen before
  • Estterminus

    4 years ago
    purchased this product

    Cute game with OK story and in my opinion not so great battle system

    No product defects! However, the game quickly becomes relatively boring. Maybe I've just outgrown it :3

    Pro

    • No errors
    • Sweet game

    Contra

    • Combat system
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