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Wow, you’ve worked your way up from Rookie to Rating Pro! Your valuable ratings have helped other users choose products wisely. As a token of our appreciation, please accept three kisses and a medal. Next level: Rating Expert

Your ratings are all rainbows and unicorns! That’s why we’re rewarding you with these super-duper rose-tinted glasses. Neat!

They say all good things come in threes. But your countless three-star ratings are as neutral as a glass of water. What’s with the mediocrity? How about making a more pointed review. Try it, you might enjoy it!

Unsatisfactory, poor, disappointing: Your ratings mercilessly tear our products to shreds. Try turning that grumpy grimace of yours into a sweet smile by taking regular walks through flower meadows, engaging in baby animal cuddling sessions or drinking cups of warm milk with honey.

It’s only the number ones that make the history books. Or have you ever heard of the second person to climb Mount Everest or reach the South Pole? Enough said. That’s why you’re quick to give first-time product ratings.