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Don’t give crime a chance and zero tolerance for unfair behaviour! True to this motto, you personally report any type of abuse to the sheriff. That’s why we are proud to present you, deputy sheriff, with a shiny star.

Great job! You’ve resold your first product. Why not use your earnings to buy something new? Keep it up and you’ll become a great vendor and an even better customer.

Incredible! Your contributions to community discussions are a true blessing. That’s why we’re promoting you to Legend status – no discussion!

You only use paper money during a game of Monopoly. Instead of using your credit card, you settle all your purchases with pixel money via Twint.

You’re a true Shopping Legend! As a small token of our appreciation for your orders, we would like to present you with our golden shopping cart. And a big thank you from the whole company.

From expensive to cheap, totally trendy or so last year – you just like brands. Your list of favourites is adorned with more logos than a Formula 1 car. That’s why we‘ve created a new logo just for you. Like it? We thought so.

Mit dir kann man über Gott und die Welt diskutieren, am liebsten den ganzen Tag und bis spät in die Nacht! Genau so jemanden haben wir uns für den Posten des Discussion Expert gewünscht.

Deine Antworten sind beliebt und erhalten viele Likes. Einer Teilnahme bei einer Quiz-Show oder einer Karriere als Kundensupporter steht somit nichts im Wege. Weil uns für die Quizshow kein Icon eingefallen ist, haben wir halt ein Headset gezeichnet. Sorry.

Your questions are earth-shattering! They’re more eagerly awaited than after-work drinks – you’re a true oracle! We would like to thank you for your wisdom, Q&A Legend.

You like our blog posts and promotions. That makes us so happy that we’re giving you a brand-new tablet – or at least a picture of one. As a promotion so to speak.

Go on, admit it! Deep inside you’re a little eager beaver. Your answers are not just read but also accepted as correct and important. So a model user like yourself has more than earned one of those weird graduation caps you throw in the air. Oh what fun!

Wer auch immer eine Frage hat: Du bist mit Blaulicht zur Stelle und leistest erste Hilfe. Dein Beeper surrt übrigens schon wieder, ein Fragender ist in Not!

All or nothing is your motto and it's reflected in your extreme ratings that are either gushing praise or hardcore criticism. This has definitely earned you a cheeky Mohawk. We’re sure you’ll love it. Or hate it.

Unsatisfactory, poor, disappointing: Your ratings mercilessly tear our products to shreds. Try turning that grumpy grimace of yours into a sweet smile by taking regular walks through flower meadows, engaging in baby animal cuddling sessions or drinking cups of warm milk with honey.

Hot diggety dog! Judging by the sheer number of ratings and stars you’re handing out, you really seem to be taking your job seriuosly. Enjoy your Expert status!

You’ll comment on just about anything! That’s why we’re giving you a handy post-it sticker for future comments. PS: We regret to inform you that this notification cannot be commented on.

Those ghastly Christmas decorations and that offensive stench of cinnamon in the shops are wearing you down but you still need some last-minute presents to put under the Christmas tree? Well, you’ve come to the right place.

They say all good things come in threes. But your countless three-star ratings are as neutral as a glass of water. What’s with the mediocrity? How about making a more pointed review. Try it, you might enjoy it!

It’s only the number ones that make the history books. Or have you ever heard of the second person to climb Mount Everest or reach the South Pole? Enough said. That’s why you’re quick to give first-time product ratings.