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Good morning night owl, it’s bedtime! Your extensive shopping sprees start long after other shops have closed. The moonshine just makes everything look so much prettier than that harsh sunlight!

Those ghastly Christmas decorations and that offensive stench of cinnamon in the shops are wearing you down but you still need some last-minute presents to put under the Christmas tree? Well, you’ve come to the right place.

You only use paper money during a game of Monopoly. Instead of using your credit card, you settle all your purchases with pixel money via Twint.

Wow, you’ve worked your way up from Rookie to Rating Pro! Your valuable ratings have helped other users choose products wisely. As a token of our appreciation, please accept three kisses and a medal. Next level: Rating Expert

Out of the way, here comes the Shopping Pro! For regular customers like you, we’re happy to roll out the red carpet and hold the door: Thank you very much for your purchase. We hope you grace us with your presence soon!

You like getting your orders delivered to your door by post. That’s why you can often be seen listening out for that long-awaited sweet sound of the post horn – or the postie ringing the doorbell.

Saturday is shopping day! Instead of facing the ordeal of overcrowded department stores and shop assistants on the verge of a nervous breakdown, you prefer getting your purchases delivered to your doorstep. That makes Saturday sofa day. Finally!

Your ratings are all rainbows and unicorns! That’s why we’re rewarding you with these super-duper rose-tinted glasses. Neat!

Congratulations on your first rating award! The more useful and popular your product ratings, the faster you’ll reach Rating Pro level. So keep your opinions coming, Rookie!

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the fairest profile pic of them all? No idea. But the mere fact that you uploaded your profile pic makes you beautiful to us.

Hello there Shopping Rookie, thank you very much for placing your first order! The more you shop, the faster you’ll achieve Shopping Pro status. It’s that simple.