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Hot diggety dog! Judging by the sheer number of ratings and stars you’re handing out, you really seem to be taking your job seriuosly. Enjoy your Expert status!

From expensive to cheap, totally trendy or so last year – you just like brands. Your list of favourites is adorned with more logos than a Formula 1 car. That’s why we‘ve created a new logo just for you. Like it? We thought so.

Wow, you’ve worked your way up from Rookie to Rating Pro! Your valuable ratings have helped other users choose products wisely. As a token of our appreciation, please accept three kisses and a medal. Next level: Rating Expert

Those ghastly Christmas decorations and that offensive stench of cinnamon in the shops are wearing you down but you still need some last-minute presents to put under the Christmas tree? Well, you’ve come to the right place.

You’re one of those rare Swiss individuals who realizes that we sell mobile phone subscriptions. This calls for a reward in the shape of your very own mobile antenna!

Congrats on your first Q&A award! The more useful and popular questions or answers you give on a product, the faster you’ll become a Q&A Pro.

You like our blog posts and promotions. That makes us so happy that we’re giving you a brand-new tablet – or at least a picture of one. As a promotion so to speak.

Your kind of Sunday brunch not only includes coffee and croissants but also sprees through the digital shops.

Your ratings are short. To the point. Enough said. Over and out.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the fairest profile pic of them all? No idea. But the mere fact that you uploaded your profile pic makes you beautiful to us.

We take our hat off to the Shopping Expert! Thank you for your dedication and for giving us a sales boost. We look forward to your next visit.

Your ratings are all rainbows and unicorns! That’s why we’re rewarding you with these super-duper rose-tinted glasses. Neat!

It’s only the number ones that make the history books. Or have you ever heard of the second person to climb Mount Everest or reach the South Pole? Enough said. That’s why you’re quick to give first-time product ratings.

Aim, shoot and run! You know exactly what you want and nothing will lead you off course. This is mirrored in your shopping claw that is great at picking out a single product from our huge range. Bam!

Congratulations on your first rating award! The more useful and popular your product ratings, the faster you’ll reach Rating Pro level. So keep your opinions coming, Rookie!

How about one more? Go on! You know you want to. Besides, there's always a bit of space left somewhere in your shopping cart. That’s why we rarely see you at checkout with just one product. That’s great news for us – it’s not every day that we encounter big fish like you!

Good morning night owl, it’s bedtime! Your extensive shopping sprees start long after other shops have closed. The moonshine just makes everything look so much prettier than that harsh sunlight!

Out of the way, here comes the Shopping Pro! For regular customers like you, we’re happy to roll out the red carpet and hold the door: Thank you very much for your purchase. We hope you grace us with your presence soon!

Saturday is shopping day! Instead of facing the ordeal of overcrowded department stores and shop assistants on the verge of a nervous breakdown, you prefer getting your purchases delivered to your doorstep. That makes Saturday sofa day. Finally!

Our beautiful bags are exclusively available at our stores. You’ve known this for quite some time and that's why you personally collect your orders from our store.