Anonymous

Saturday is shopping day! Instead of facing the ordeal of overcrowded department stores and shop assistants on the verge of a nervous breakdown, you prefer getting your purchases delivered to your doorstep. That makes Saturday sofa day. Finally!

Happy Birthday to you! Now that you’ve already got yourself a gift, we would like to add this digital cake. Sweet, isn’t it?

Your ratings are all rainbows and unicorns! That’s why we’re rewarding you with these super-duper rose-tinted glasses. Neat!

You only use paper money during a game of Monopoly. Instead of using your credit card, you settle all your purchases with pixel money via Twint.

Out of the way, here comes the Shopping Pro! For regular customers like you, we’re happy to roll out the red carpet and hold the door: Thank you very much for your purchase. We hope you grace us with your presence soon!

You like getting your orders delivered to your door by post. That’s why you can often be seen listening out for that long-awaited sweet sound of the post horn – or the postie ringing the doorbell.

Congratulations on your first discussion award! The more intensely you take part in discussions or write posts, the faster you’ll reach Discussion Pro level!

You wish to remain anonymous. That’s why you’re covering your face with our standard profile pic instead of uploading your own photo. But that’s all we know about you. Honest!