Anonymous

How about one more? Go on! You know you want to. Besides, there's always a bit of space left somewhere in your shopping cart. That’s why we rarely see you at checkout with just one product. That’s great news for us – it’s not every day that we encounter big fish like you!

You wish to remain anonymous. That’s why you’re covering your face with our standard profile pic instead of uploading your own photo. But that’s all we know about you. Honest!

You like getting your orders delivered to your door by post. That’s why you can often be seen listening out for that long-awaited sweet sound of the post horn – or the postie ringing the doorbell.

Our beautiful bags are exclusively available at our stores. You’ve known this for quite some time and that's why you personally collect your orders from our store.

Aim, shoot and run! You know exactly what you want and nothing will lead you off course. This is mirrored in your shopping claw that is great at picking out a single product from our huge range. Bam!

Out of the way, here comes the Shopping Pro! For regular customers like you, we’re happy to roll out the red carpet and hold the door: Thank you very much for your purchase. We hope you grace us with your presence soon!

Congratulations on your first rating award! The more useful and popular your product ratings, the faster you’ll reach Rating Pro level. So keep your opinions coming, Rookie!