Unsatisfactory, poor, disappointing: Your ratings mercilessly tear our products to shreds. Try turning that grumpy grimace of yours into a sweet smile by taking regular walks through flower meadows, engaging in baby animal cuddling sessions or drinking cups of warm milk with honey.
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2 months ago
Your ratings are short. To the point. Enough said. Over and out.
Your ratings are all rainbows and unicorns! That’s why we’re rewarding you with these super-duper rose-tinted glasses. Neat!
It’s only the number ones that make the history books. Or have you ever heard of the second person to climb Mount Everest or reach the South Pole? Enough said. That’s why you’re quick to give first-time product ratings.
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Level 14 reached
3 months ago
Good morning night owl, it’s bedtime! Your extensive shopping sprees start long after other shops have closed. The moonshine just makes everything look so much prettier than that harsh sunlight!